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“I Also Don’t Like Not Being the Crazy Cat Lady”
New here? Subscribe to my RSS feed so you don’t miss a sarcastic thing in tech newsSteve Ballmer amazes me, in the same way, say, Republican strategists, amaze me. In spite of obvious evidence to the contrary, they’re happy to shine the steaming pungent cow patty in front of you and tell you, to [...]
Steve Ballmer Escapes Padded Room! (Leaves Gates and ShareHolders Embarassed, Crying)
Steve Ballmer escaped his maximum security padded room at Microsoft headquarters again yesterday, upon hearing of the travesty that were the “Jerry Seinfeld Ads”. To the shock, disappointment, and horrifying embarassment of Mr. Gates and shareholders alike, he managed to create his own “advertisements”.
And In Other News, Water is Wet, The Ocean is Deep, And Microsoft? Still Naively Evil.
In putting together the new non-Seinfeld ads for Vista, with celebrities and professionals who CLEARLY use Macs, it comes as no surprise that Crispin Porter + Bogulsky, one of the hottest boutique ad firms on Madison Avenue … used Macs to put together the ad. No surprise: the usual fanboyz are out having a [...]
“I’m A PC”, My Hairy White Pimply Ass!
So the new ads from Crispin Porter is finally out. Jerry Seinfeld, contrary to other reports (which were contrary to other reports), is nowhere to be seen. Hmm. I’ll give it props for being relevant, as now you can clearly deduce that it has to do with Windows. I’ll give it [...]
Seinfeld Ads To Stay, “Painfully Awkward The Perfect Message!”
Today, Crispin Porter vowed to go full steam ahead with the widely panned “Jerry Seinfeld Ads”, suggesting that their painfully awkward theme was “simply perfect” for the Microsoft brand. Also scheduled to appear in future ads with Mr. Gates are Lisa Kudrow, David Faustino and Kim Kardashian.
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